Episode 11!

Jim and I got together last week for a quick bull session, just two dudes hashing it out one thought at a time. I think there’s some talk of pornography in this one, which you won’t want to miss.

For those unfamiliar, this is the comedy podcast done by myself and my pal SlimJim, where we talk about news and life and the world of selfish young Americans.

You can subscribe to the podcast here. That’s how you get it into iTunes and onto your iPod!

Here is our RSS feed. I have no idea what that does, but people seem to love it.

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Episode 10!

We’re in double digits! In this episode, Jim and I talk about the things your parents told you never to listen to other people talk about.

For those unfamiliar, this is the comedy podcast done by myself and my pal SlimJim, where we talk about news and life and the world of selfish young Americans.

You can subscribe to the podcast here. That’s how you get it into iTunes and onto your iPod!

Here is our RSS feed. I have no idea what that does, but people seem to love it.

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Episode 9!

This is one of two special episodes planned for this week. And by special, I mean to say that I’ve been too lazy to upload the old ones. But NO LONGER.

Here’s episode 9. It was taped a while ago, so your guess is as good as mine. But I’m sure it’s edgy as fuck.

For those unfamiliar, this is the comedy podcast done by myself and my pal SlimJim, where we talk about news and life and the world of selfish young Americans.

You can subscribe to the podcast here. That’s how you get it into iTunes and onto your iPod!

Here is our RSS feed. I have no idea what that does, but people seem to love it.

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Episode 8!

This week, we’re back with an episode I taped a few weeks ago. I can’t remember what we said! But I’m sure it’s chuckl-icious.

For those unfamiliar, this is the comedy podcast done by myself and my pal SlimJim, where we talk about news and life and the world of selfish young Americans.

You can subscribe to the podcast here. That’s how you get it into iTunes and onto your iPod!

Here is our RSS feed. I have no idea what that does, but people seem to love it.

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Episode 7, BABY

Jim and Shane are back with the good-timey-est podcast in North Carolina. Today, we’re discussing lion attacks, romantic rejections, and shocking teen cinnamon trends. Time stamps are below.

For those unfamiliar, this is the comedy podcast done by myself and my pal SlimJim, where we talk about news and life and the world of selfish young Americans.

You can subscribe to the podcast here. That’s how you get into iTunes and onto your iPod!

Here is our RSS feed. I have no idea what that does, but people seem to love it.

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Time Stamps:

0:00 – Intro plus Jim’s special whiskey ingredients
2:30 – Lion attacks! Bear rescues!
5:40 – Austrian disability frauds, saws covered in bloods, ovens
9:30 – Mysterious Wisconsin booms
13:00 – Shocking teen trends – The Cinnamon Challenge
15:00 – Book blindness, and other youth problems
17:45 – Jim purchases the winning lottery ticket
19:00 – Nutmeg smoking tales
22:45 – Porn stars at proms
25:45 – Our prom stories (spoiler: Jim had sex, I didn’t)
26:30 – Seriously, Jim’s prom story is insane
30:20 – Football. All football.
32:21 – Romantic rejection story from a reader – THE WORST
35:45 – My worst romantic rejection
39:45 – Jim’s worst romantic rejection
43:00 – Conclusion, sex shop handcuffs, Jim predicts influenza takes down Kentucky
45:12 – Bonus unheard sound test audio

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Episode 6 is HOT!

Did you notice our hot new website? It’s designed to capture a hot young demographic. We have some merch deals with the hottest clubs in the works. T-shirts, martini glasses, boxes of pepper spray, a pill that you take that counteracts a roofie.

For now, Episode 6 is here. Click the play button below to listen. In this one, Jim and I get real on several important stories happening in the world. It starts with a champagne glass, it ends with a crusty old coach. In between we play a pointless game where Jim has to guess people’s names on twitter, talk about remorseful drunken bike thieves, and dish out the latest gossip on Thailand lady boys.

For those unfamiliar, this is the comedy podcast done by myself and my pal SlimJim, where we talk about news and life and the world of selfish young Americans.

You can subscribe to the podcast here. That’s how you get into iTunes and onto your iPod!

Here is our RSS feed. I have no idea what that does, but people seem to love it.

If you like it, be a pal and tell a friend or write a review on iTunes. Those are seriously appreciated. You can contact us at SelfishYoungAmericans at Gmail, or via the phone number spoken on the podcast. Enjoy!

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